This is Kent --IN THE unlikely event of the electorate dropping Tunbridge Wells MP Greg Clark, a job at the Courier awaits.
With a deadline approaching and a picture needed, reporters hit the panic button last week.
We needed a picture of Mr Clark on a bike, as he backed a campaign to improve cycling facilities in the town.
Here's the rub. He was in Westminster and our photographers were roving west Kent.
Standing outside Parliament, pondering this dilemma, the Minister of State in the Cabinet Office saw inspiration.
Cycling into view came the Minister for Universities and Science, one David Willetts, on his boneshaker.
Resourceful Mr Clark borrowed his colleague's bike, offered his iPhone to Mr Willetts who took the snap for our page 14 story.
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